I'm not just a spy I am Stahlmann
Creator Hellman aka UselessTeam
Creation 14.06.2016
Debut The Birth of Stahlmann
Type Synthet
Total Asshole
Alignment Chaotic Evil
Attitude Unfriendly
Mad(when in rage mode)
Fighting style Mostly Melee
Abilities Rage Mode
Super Strength
Status Resurrected
Occupation War Machine
Superiors Lord Fillium
Allies Nobody
Enemies Entire World


— Stahlmann, enraged.

Stahlmann is a BLK Biohazard TF2 Freak created by Hellman aka UselessTeam.

His non-combat theme is This War of Mine - Alone.

His combat theme is This War of Mine - No Good Choice.

He also has an after-combat theme, which is This War of Mine - When The Night Comes (last section only).


A being that is, to this day, considered by SynthetMedic to be his biggest mistake, Stahlmann is a merciless killing machine that was made out of his master's and CyborMedic's DNAs.

A self proclaimed "Steel Giant", Stahlmann showed no mercy, whether he was tested or battle was real. At first he easily killed the RED Demoman and RED Soldier who turned Cannibals.

Then, SynthetMedic betrayed Mummy Lovers, in result Stahlmann killed the Male Lover and Lord Fillium was out for SynthetMedic's head ever since.

Next up he humilliated and demolished freaks like Nuclear Scout, Gravy Guitarman, Robot Engie, Captain Demoman, Snipe and Dick Sandvich(the AdmiralTrainstorm version).

Even Vagineer couldn't beat him in a hand-to-hand combat. Eventually, he joined the all-out attack on SynthetSoldier's HQ with his master, SynthetMedic, and his subordinates. He killed SynthetHeavy in that fight. But then it turned out that even he has standards and would rather see his master kill SynthetSoldier in combat then execute him when he can't fight back. That caused him to turn on his master and declare that he will destroy the world on his own (by showing a very innapropriate sign no less).

SynthetMedic needed to free SynthetSoldier in order to defeat Stahlmann, but even then, because him and SynthetSpy died on the same spot, Stahlmann infused with SynthetSpy's remains and they were both resurrected. Two bodies in one, Stahlmann became a spy, but he was no less of an asshole. But in the body of a spy he is more vulnerable, which is proved after his defeat at the hands of Soldine.

Stahlmann, eventually, came back to the Good Synthets who thought him to be still good from last time. If only they knew that he is in fact an undercover Spy recruited by Lord "Hellman" Fillium . Then, Stahlmann lied to Cyborgs that Synthets all serve to SynthetMedic, and now there is a threat of a war between Synthets and Cyborgs.

Stahlmann exists to this day, still uncovered, unpunished, and is a machine of destruction to this day.

Appearence and Personality

Originally, he was a BLK Biohazard Bandolierless Heavy wearing Bruiser's Bandana, Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm and Die Regime-Panzerung. Now, he is a BLK Biohazard cigarless Spy wearing the same Bruiser's Bandana and Dead Head, both extremely black in color.

Pre-Spyfication Stahlmann

Stahlmann as a Heavy.

He is very unfriendly, even to his allies and superior. It is in his nature to be a total dickhead to all.

Eventually, as he enters Rage Mode which is explained below he becomes mad.

Abilities and Powers

Unlike other synthets, he doesn't have any spells, but he has super strength.

He used to have additional armor when he was a Heavy.

He can trigger Rage Mode when he is mad at something.

He can teleport much like other teleports.

After fusing with SynthetSpy he gained control over knives and an ability to summon Knife Storm.

Weaknesses and Downfalls

He no longer has any additional armor he used to have. Thus, making him vulnerable to attacks.

If a freak is able to hit him hard enough during Rage Mode, it will deactivate.

Knife Storm, like it used to, drains all of his power. And he needs time to restore it.

Like mentioned above he has standards. He won't attack someone who can't fight back or won't fight back. Which is why he didn't attack Polite Spy.


Stahlmann is "Steelman" in German.

Notable Videos

The Birth of Stahlmann

Stahlmann's Testing

Stahlmann's Second Testing

The Gang of Useless Freaks

Stahlmann meets Polite Spy

Encountering Vagineer

More Freaks

Beginning of The End

The End Approaches Mini-Series

The End

Soldine's Showdown

Second Alliance of Two Evils

Spy in The Midst

SynthetScout is dying

Blatant Lies